Monday, July 22, 2013

Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Eternal Detective


In an effort to prepare myself for going back to school next month (eeeeeeek!), I've been trying to read and write as much as possible. Here's a little essay about Sherlock Holmes that I've been working on for ... well ... much longer than I would like to say. Enjoy!

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The world is currently obsessed with Sherlock Holmes. He is everywhere you look in popular culture, in various iterations—on television, on film, in literature, in games.

But this fascination with the fabulous Baker Street boy and his trusty companion John Watson is nothing new—the world’s love for the detective has been steady and strong since he made his first appearance on the world stage in 1887, when Arthur Conan Doyle’s first Sherlock novel, A Study in Scarlet, was serialized in Beeton’s Christmas Annual.

Sherlock Holmes by Sidney Paget

Sherlock has been a mainstay in popular culture during times when people have only wanted newness and modernity in regards to everything else. The Guinness Book of World Records says that Sherlock Holmes is the most portrayed movie character of all time, with 75 actors taking on the role in over 200 films. Every decade since he first appeared has seen at least one new version of—on the stage, on telly, on film or on paper.

Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes. Rathbone portrayed Holmes in 14 films made during 1939-1946.

In just the last three years, the world has seen a multi-million-dollar big screen franchise adaptation, a hugely popular British television mini-series, an American television series (which has become the most successful new show in 2012-13), a series of graphic novels for children, a video game, and a new novel commissioned by Arthur Conan Doyle’s estate. Each of these iterations stays relatively true to the original work—and why shouldn’t they? Sherlock the First has all the sass, smarts and sensitivity anyone could ever need.

On the other hand, a rose by any other name smells just as sweet—and Sherlock Holmes transformed into new characters remains just as affable, intriguing and popular. I firmly believe that every crime television show—and possibly every crime film, too—is just Sherlock Holmes reiterated. Even as he masquerades under other names, they all stem back to Holmes himself, the original detective on the popular culture family tree.

Modern-day Sherlock: Shawn Spencer (left, played by James Roday) and Burton Guster, a.k.a. "Gus" (Dulé Hill, right) team up as a 21st-century Holmes & Watson on Psych.

I myself watch several iterations of the Sherlock story—both the BBC series Sherlock and the Sherlock Holmes film franchise are some of my favorites. I also love pseudo-Sherlocks, with Bones, The Mentalist—even Psych—among some of my “shows.” Each of these series displays the classic characteristics Sherlock Holmes introduced into the crime genre.

To begin with, the protagonists are all elevated above the average person (including the audience) in some way. In Bones, Temperance Brennan has an intelligence level much higher than usual, which allows her to solve murder mysteries logically week after week. In The Mentalist, Patrick Jane has an acute attention to detail and a special ability to read people, allowing him to constantly stay several steps ahead of his colleagues at the CBI—which he gleefully enjoys. In Psych, Shawn Spencer uses his photographic memory to trick the SBPD into believing he has psychic powers; while those powers may be figments of his imagination, that doesn’t stop him from putting away the bad guys by using his real skills.

Each of these shows also employs its own Watson, a “straight man” who stands in for the audience as someone who doesn’t share Sherlock’s abilities but still manages to become close to the detective—oftentimes as his singular friend. In Bones, The Mentalist and Psych, the “Watsons”—respectively, Seely Booth, Theresa Lisbon and Burton Guster (a.k.a. Gus, or Ghee Buttersnaps)—help solve the mysteries by picking up clues along the way, but they are never able to figure out the final problem, seeing as they lack Sherlock’s abilities.

The Mentalist's Patrick Jane is confronted by his very own Moriarty, Red John—whose true identity is yet to be revealed.

Finally, new iterations of Sherlock Holmes always feature their very own Moriarty, the detective’s mortal nemesis—and only true intellectual equal. Having an antagonist who not only rivals but measures up to Sherlock humanizes the special detective while also emphasizing how impressive his abilities are. The Mentalist has interwoven Red John as its villain since its pilot episode, while Psych and Bones have switched out several Moriarties throughout the seasons. However, even if the audience gets nervous for its Sherlocks, it never loses faith that they will eventually win out in the end. He can, and he will. Every single time.

Benedict Cumberbatch can solve any crime by dinnertime in the BBC series Sherlock.

To say the very least, Arthur Conan Doyle’s detective has had an indelible affect on not only international popular culture, but in our very lives—and there is no end in sight to Sherlock’s impact. Despite being entirely fictional, we have entrusted him with very real issues, and we have honored him as a true intellectual genius. And though we may not ever fully understand him, we will always trust him—to be quirky, to be smarter than us, to keep us safe and to always, always be waiting somewhere for his next case.  

Monday, July 15, 2013

Stella, a.k.a. Needy Gonzales, Part II

Note from Elizabeth: Here's Part II of The Emotional Adventures of Stella the Crazy Dog, which have a much happier ending than was expected. Well, happier than Stella expected ... because she's a dog. 

Day ... I've Lost Count
By day and by night,
she watches at the window:
The Lady in Black—

keeping a sharp eye
for anything, anything,
to bark at. (Hint: SQUIRRELS)



Another Depressing Day
Despite the fact that
Mommy has deserted me ...
piggies make me smile.



The Day a Friend Came
The Lady brought a
friend to visit today. I
kinda liked her. Shrug.



THE LAST DAY
ZOMMMMMGGGGGGG
SHE CAME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11 MY MOM CAME BACK!!!!!!!!!!
I KNEW SHE WOULD!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAH!


(Note from Elizabeth: Yes, Stella did tinkle a little out of excitement. We all saw that one coming.)

Epilogue
I'M GLAD MOM'S BACK ... but
I'll admit—in the end, the
Lady was all right.



Peace, love and ice cubes,
Stella

Monday, July 1, 2013

Hi My Name Is Stella & I Love My Mom

Note from Elizabeth: We have a guest blogger here on Becoming Elizabeth Again today: Stella. She's a little bit of a strange character—she always dresses completely in black, even when it's extremely hot outside, and she's always talking about how much she misses her mom, who is currently on vacation. I mean, she can't even write. Literally. But she's let me transcribe some blog posts for her to express her feelings—of which she has many, and which she prefers to write in haiku form. 

Day 1
I saw it coming.
My mom is gone forever.
She packed many bags.

I begged her to stay.
She left me with this lady
who I really hate.

She talks to me as
if I could talk back somehow.
She tries to bribe me

with ice cubes, but how
can I enjoy them now? Sigh.
Life is very sad.


Day 2
The lady is still
here and my mom is still gone.
Do I deserve this?


Day 3
Transitioned from sad
to angry today. Lady
is watching Harry 

Potter. Think I can
convince her that I'm The Grim?
I'm real menacing.


Day 5
Spirits were lifted
enough to enjoy slaying
pigs again today.

Don't get me wrong—I'm
still distraught about my mom.
But just not as much.



That's all from me right
now. More tribulations and
trials later this week.

With very smelly breath,
Stella

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Moving Right Along


Hello, world! I’m feeling good coming off a really nice weekend—it wasn’t nearly long enough (they never are), but instead of just lying around like I usually end up doing, I actually accomplished some things. Which actually makes me feel so much better than not doing anything. I guess that’s pretty obvious for some people, but it’s still a revelation for me.

Here’s how I’m doing with my New Year’s Resolutions:

1)    Read a book every month: Still truckin’ on Something’s Rising, but I plan on finishing it before the end of the month!
2)    Watch every movie on the AFI 100 lists: I’m movin’ right along on this resolution! Because it’s fun. Here’s what I watched over the past week and a half:
a.     Chinatown—4/5 stars: I had already been spoiled for the ending of this movie, which might actually be a good thing, because I would have been totally blindsided otherwise—not in a good way! Still, I really enjoyed the quick pace and the great acting.
b.     The Best Years of Our Lives—4/5 stars: It’s nice to have a reminder that popular culture in the early Cold War years wasn’t all smiles and songs. This was a great look at the affects of war, and an honest exploration of complex relationships. Harold Russell, the only actor to win two Academy Awards for the same role, is amazing.
c.     Saving Private Ryan—4/5 stars: Wow. I’m still a little numb. This movie was so harrowing—but again, it’s an honest look at war and how harrowing it is.
d.     Here are some of the other movies I watched this week:
                                               i.     Skyfall—4.5/5 stars: I really enjoyed this movie, and I’m not necessarily a ‘Bond’ person. I love a good conspiracy theory, so I totally buy into the one that M is Bond’s mom. Don’t argue with me. This was a beautifully shot movie—the scenescapes at the end were entrancing.
                                             ii.     Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away—3/5 stars: Not as magical as I anticipated. I didn’t realize it was just repurposed acts from other Cirque shows. Didn’t make for a very good narrative.
                                            iii.     Oz: The Great and Powerful—3/5 stars: Meh. Maybe if I had seen it in 3D, it would have seemed more magical, but I don’t think it could ever have come close to the magic of The Wizard of Oz. Some parts that they clearly did just for the 3D version were actually really scary—at one point, a witch appears all of a sudden and I literally jumped out of my seat.
3)    Finish a writing project and submit it somewhere: I’ve written a little bit more of my story, ANON, but not a whole lot. I plan on doing a big chunk of work this summer, after my job at Centre comes to an end—I can’t wait! (I mean, I can’t wait to work on my story … )
4)    Exercise for 30 minutes every day: Still working on this, but I did some Zumba this week and went on walks on pleasant days. Can’t wait ‘til spring has sprung—it’ll be nice to spend more time outside.
5)    Be on time: Well, this was an absolute disaster every day this past week! I have had a terrible time getting to sleep lately, which makes getting up in the morning doubly hard. This is just an excuse, I know, so I’m continuing to work on it, and am going to try new things this week to make this resolution easier to accomplish.

As for my Lenten resolutions, we’re now one week until Easter, so I’m in the final stretch. I pretty much abandoned the end of my resolutions, to go gluten-free and to do the Paleo diet. After doing some reading up on gluten-free foods, I realized that that might not actually be the best thing, since I don’t have a gluten intolerance. And I really do want to try the Paleo diet sometime, but I only have so much willpower, and I just couldn’t take that final leap. When I’m not focused on keeping up with so many other resolutions and rules, I will focus myself in that direction.

Here’s to another week in this wonderful life o’ mine, and to becoming the person I know I can be! If anyone is reading this blog, good luck on your goals, too!

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Keeping Up With Elizabeth


Another week and a half has passed in this wonderful life o’ mine, and though it’s been a kind of off week for me in terms of keeping up with my resolutions, I’m going to write about them anyway. Here’s my progress for this past week:

1)   Reading a book a month
a.     Well, I’m still behind on this count, but I finished Willpower: Rediscovering Our Greatest Human Strength! Such a great book. Next, I’m going back and finishing Something’s Rising by Silas House and Jason Howard, which I began late last year and never completed, despite it being a fascinating read. I’m definitely going to catch up on this resolution by the end of this month!
2)   Watching every movie on the AFI 100 lists
a.     I watched two movies on my AFI list in the past week and a half:
                                               i.     In the Heat of the Night: 4.5/5 stars—Sidney Poitier is wonderful (and has the most beautiful hands I’ve ever seen). Sadly, some of the scenes of this movie still seem like they could happen today.
                                              ii.     The Wild Bunch: 3.5/5 stars—I expected to like this movie much more than I did. It was like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (one of my absolute favorites), except overly long, overly confusing, and overly gory.
b.     I also watched a few non-AFI movies as well:
                                               i.     The Lucky One: 3.5/5 stars—Zac Efron is so gorgeous, but the climax of the movie was absolutely ridiculous.
                                              ii.     Iron Man 2: 3.5/5 stars—Nice to see Tony Stark humanized and working with other people, but his trademark wit and sarcasm were a little lacking, and it wasn’t as much of a romp as I expected.
                                            iii.     Captain America: 4/5 stars—a little bit different than your usual superhero movie. I already bet my friend Alex that they won’t let that tragic ending stand in the sequel next year!
                                            iv.     Dredd: 2.5/5 stars—ugh. This movie has a fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, but really, I cannot see why.
c.      I have to discuss the Oscars, which I watch every year. I am not a huge fan of Seth MacFarlane, so I wasn’t expecting to enjoy his humor very much—and I didn’t, really. But there were great moments (i.e. the Von Trapp Family Singers joke; the musical numbers in the beginning with Channing Tatum, Charlize Theron, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Daniel Radcliffe).
                                               i.     I have to say, I took umbrage with the tribute to great musicals of the last ten years. They only paid tribute to three of them: Chicago, Dreamgirls and Les Miserables. I understand that these three were the most critically-acclaimed of the bunch, but really? You’re going to leave out Enchanted, The Princess and the Frog—even High School Musical? As silly as HSM is, those TV movies got a whole generation of young people into musicals again. I couldn’t believe they ignored those films. The tribute with Hugh Jackman several years ago blew this one out of the water.
3)   Complete a writing project and submit it somewhere
a.     I’m still working on my ‘manuscript,’ which I have titled ANON. It’s hard to keep writing scenes when I feel like my writing doesn’t do the story justice, but getting words on paper is more important than being in love with them immediately. So I’m just plugging on with this story—which I really believe in!
4)   Exercise
a.     The weather has really been great the past few days, which makes me much more inclined to exercise outside. I’m still working on exercising every day, but I’ll get there!
5)   Being on time
a.     This has not been going well this week, and that’s all I have to say about that.

My Lenten challenge escalated, with my giving up soft drinks and desserts. It has been much harder than I expected—giving up fast food hasn’t affected me much, but since there are sodas and desserts everywhere I look, it’s harder to resist. Especially since I literally got an email this morning saying my Girl Scout cookie order just came in. GRUMBLE. But I’m still doing well in my challenge—in fact, I take pride in seeing this thing through!

I’ve been a little down lately—two people I really like left my office on the same day to move on to other ventures, and I’ve been feeling old (with my 24th birthday) and fat (because, well, let’s face it). I still have this habit of talking myself out of doing things that I know would make me feel better—like Zumba or writing. My real hope is that, someday in the near future, some other voice will emerge from inside of me that will counter the one that makes bad decisions. I just have to learn how to cultivate it!

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Elizabeth—Resolute and Ready to Go!


Well, I wrote my first (and only) blog post for Becoming Elizabeth Again near about seven months ago … and then just let it slide. Classic procrastinating Elizabeth. It’s been a month and a half since the start of the new year—can anyone believe it’s 2013?!—and I want to make sure I am successful in my resolutions, which I really do believe will help me Become Elizabeth Again (the Elizabeth I want to be, as per my previous blog post). Based on the book I’m reading (see more about it and its awesomeness below), making your goals public really does help you achieve them, so I’m telling the world about my plans for 2013 in the hopes that it’ll help me out!

I made six New Year’s Resolutions—probably five too many, but I’m going to do my best to see them all through! They are:

1)    Read at least one book every month.
a.     This shouldn’t be challenging, but it has become so since I graduated from college. I’m a little slow on this resolution—but not for lack of interest. My current read, “Willpower: Rediscovering the Greatest Human Strength” by Roy Baumeister and John Tierney, is absolutely riveting! I can say with confidence that it is among the most fascinating and helpful books I have ever read. I would recommend it to anyone—ANYONE—regardless of how they feel about their own reserve of willpower. It’s just a really cool book!
2)    Watch all movies I haven’t seen on the AFI Top 100 lists.
a.     Between the original list and the tenth anniversary list, there are 123 movies total, 80 of which I hadn’t seen at the start of this year. I thought I’d better make one of my resolutions fun—and sure enough, it’s the one I’m doing best on so far! Watching movies on the AFI lists has been easy, thanks to the great film selection at the Boyle County Public Library. So far, I’ve knocked out six of the movies I have to watch before year’s end. They are:
                                               i.     The Shawshank Redemption: 4/5 stars
                                             ii.     A Night at the Opera—worth watching to see Chico and Harpo’s musical skills! 4.5/5 stars
                                            iii.     Rear Window: 4.5/5 stars
                                            iv.     Tootsie—sorry, but why is this considered one of the best movies of all time? 3.5/5 stars
                                             v.     Blade Runner—this did not have the resolution I was expecting, and not to sound pretentious, but it would have been better if it had! 3/5 stars
                                            vi.     Dances with Wolves—I had a hard time watching this without thinking of how it is a perfect example of ‘Pocahontas Syndrome.’ 4/5 stars
b.     I keep a list of every movie I watch, and I have been knocking it out of the park in terms of movie-watching this year. Here are all the other movies I’ve seen in 2013:
                                               i.     Lawless—who knew bootlegging could be so gory? 3/5 stars
                                             ii.     Trouble With the Curve: 4/5 stars
                                            iii.     Dark Shadows: 3.5/5 stars
                                            iv.     My Week with Marilyn: 4.5/5 stars
                                             v.     The Words—what the hell happened at the end of this movie?! 3/5 stars
                                            vi.     Looper—I seriously want to watch this again, it was so confusing and original: 4/5 stars
                                          vii.     Beasts of the Southern Wild—I was not as enamored with this as everyone else seems to be: 4/5 stars
                                         viii.     Bill Cunningham New York—SO GOOD, WATCH IT: 5/5 stars
                                            ix.     Fool’s Gold: 3.5/5 stars
                                              x.     Arbitrage—that ending is seriously depressing: 3.5/5 stars
                                            xi.     Total Recall—actually pretty cool: 4/5 stars
                                           xii.     21 Jump Street: 3/5 stars
                                         xiii.     Warm Bodies—the only movie I’ve seen this year in theatres: 4/5 stars
                                         xiv.     Moneyball—my historian self cannot STAND purposeful anachronisms: 3.5/5 stars
                                           xv.     Perks of Being a Wallflower—MUCH, MUCH better than expected: 4/5 stars
                                         xvi.     Flight—sobering. NO REALLY. Pun very much intended. 4/5 stars
                                        xvii.     Lockout—why is this movie not more popular? So entertaining! Snow is Tony Stark’s equal for witty banter and personality! 4.5/5 stars
3)    Complete a writing project and submit somewhere.
a.     I’ve been really focused on one manuscript in a way I haven’t been in a long time. I’ve actually been writing! Yay! I fully intend on devoting a good four hours a day to this manuscript once my job ends this summer. Oh, it’s on, manuscript. It’s on.
4)    Make exercising for at least 30 minutes part of my daily routine.
a.     I’ve really not done well on this one, and it’s probably the most important in terms of my wellbeing. I really have to do better. I have such health anxiety, and I know that so much of it would abate if I were in better shape. I don’t have any confidence in my body—in fact, I ignore it as much as possible. And I don’t like that about myself. So it’s gonna change, dammit!
5)    Participate in a service project.
a.     I’ve not done well on this front, either. I don’t want it to be arbitrary—I want it to be something I really care about, so I’m taking my time choosing how to make it important.
6)   Be on time!
a.     I used to be early everywhere I went, but over the last year, I’ve become terrible at being late everywhere I go—especially to work. There are days when I’m doing much better at this, but I’ve still got a ways to go before it becomes habit again.


On top of my resolutions for 2013, I’m also currently doing a Lenten Challenge as a way to kick some bad habits I’ve picked up while living on my own this year. It’s a staggered challenge, where I add something more difficult each week. For this first week, I’ve given up fast food, which I have become entirely too reliant on. This first week has gone well—much better than I expected, actually. We’ll see how much more difficult it becomes tomorrow, when I add soft drinks on top of that. The only soft drink I have on a regular basis is Sprite, but I drink it so much now without the ease of having a water cooler in my apartment like we did at home. I hope I can get back into reaching for water first without thinking about it.

The next steps in my Lenten Challenge are to give up dessert the next week, then go gluten free the week after that, and finally, to end by doing the Paleo diet. I’m excited to try these things, though to be honest, if I am unsuccessful at being gluten-free or doing the Paleo diet, I don’t consider those challenges as important as giving up fast food, soft drinks and dessert. I think I CAN be gluten-free and do the Paleo diet, though, so I’m going into it with the mindset that I can succeed!

Well, this blog post was exceedingly long—and probably boring for anyone but me. But I’m going to keep up with it in the belief that it’ll help me reach my goals! Check back next week to see what other movies I’ve watched, how my Lenten diet is going, and whether or not I made it to work on time. Riveting stuff—try to contain your excitement!